It's a Trap!
Well, at least that's what we want it to be. The truth is that it's way more difficult to make a good trap than all of those movies suggest. You see, if you sit down and watch most movies, soldiers trapped in the jungle will slap together snares and pits in the blink of an eye. These traps will also always work flawlessly too, snagging the bad guy just at the right moment. Well, we were just trying to set a gag trap in the lunchroom for this Halloween, but it went terribly. It was then we realized that maybe, since we weren't trained in the art of trap-making, we should get ourselves some good materials for a trap.
That's why we're excited about this Camouflage Net Prop. This netting spans about thirty-nine inches wide by ninety-four inches tall. It's colored with a camouflage pattern which means that once you set it, it'll blend in perfectly with its surroundings. See, this way the trap can do the work for you. All you have to do is set it up correctly and... wait a second. We just had that netting. It was here a second ago. Where'd it go? Aw, man...