Don’t Bring a Knife to a Bat Fight
What weapon would you bring to a fight? A firearm? Please. How gauche. A bat is much more elegant. Haters may say that it’s not practical, but that shows how much they know – and anyway, your charm is your impractical nature (as well as your borderline whacko vibes). A bat has better range than a knife, is frequently more accurate than a gun, and won’t accidentally go off if your archnemesis somehow gains control of it. It also has the allure of originality. No one can say that Daddy’s Little Monster isn’t a freethinker!
If you’re crazy, you need a crazy cool weapon! Enter this awesome Birds of Prey Harley Quinn Inflatable Bat! It is printed with the words “Good Night” and other graphics to look like Harley Quinn’s famous bat. This unique weapon will be your sidekick on many fantastical adventures, especially those that feature morally grey battles and other such epic episodes.