Twinkle, Twinkle Little Saur
We recently heard a very interesting new scientific finding: dinosaurs, it seems, slept almost as much, if not more, than modern housecats—almost 16 hours a day! Don't ask us how this information was discerned, because we're not sure. Some archaeologist studied some fossils somewhere and...yeah, we're not great at science. BUT the point is that if our very circumstantial and unreliable new evidence is true, dinosaurs just may become symbols of peaceful slumber the world over.
Thus—ta-dah!—we're proud to introduce you to this Infant Sleepy Green Dino Costume. Its purpose is to infuse your baby's waking hours with thoughts of slumber, making your baby more prone to long, luxurious naps. Ahhhhhh. See? It's working already! In this ensemble, even trick-or-treating can become an opportunity for your baby to catch some zzz's, all while remaining in character! Don't waste another minute with that mobile, or those lullabies, or that rocking chair, this little number will prove as effective as Mr. Sandman himself at getting baby to doze off.
Of course, the opposite also could be true—this costume could totally energize your little babe and make them bouncier than ever. Our data isn't conclusive, as it turns out. But either way, this cozy green jumpsuit will either make your child sleepy or happy, so how can you go wrong? You can't! Crafted from a cuddly, scale-embossed material, this suit features a ribbed belly patch and matching snout and spikes on the hood. A sweet tail completes the look, while little mitts cover your baby's fingers to keep them warm.
So, as it turns out, we don't have a lot of solid information about just how long dinosaurs slept or how effective this costume can be for daytime napping. We only know that it's cute, cuddly, and bound to cause giggles and smiles from your little one the moment they get zipped into it!