Come on, sing it with us: And on that farm he had a chicken! E-I-E-I-O...
...with a cluck, cluck here and a cluck, cluck there. Here a cluck, there a cluck, everywhere a cluck, cluck! Man, we really only meant to write the first few words, but that tune is just so darn catchy (not to mention nostalgic)! Anyway, you would do well to get used to it, because when your little one gets snuggled up in this Toddler Chicken Costume, it is sure be a constant round of Old MacDonald from everyone you know--teachers, cousins, even the clerk at the supermarket. Coincidentally, it is also the only song your kiddo knows right now, so that part works out pretty well, no?
We know we can’t hold out hope, but do you think you could...maybe...try to teach your munchkin the Chicken Dance in this fuzzy yellow jumpsuit? For us? Please? Can’t you just imagine his little face peeking out from beneath the red comb, orange beak and embroidered eyes of this fabric hood? Can’t you just swoon over the idea of catching him on video, trying to keep up with the music as his booties stomp the floor? We know, it’s a lot of coordination to ask of a toddler. But then again, so is unwrapping candy, and they seem to do that just fine!